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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid. I bought him a tank. It was about a hundred

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    Thanks Garfield. Garfield Milne Giraffe walks into a bar,looks down and says,what's that lyin on

  3. acc724

    At breakfast, the husband says to his wife What would you do if I won the Lotto? Id

  4. acc724

    One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly

  5. acc724

    Dead Donkey A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for

  6. acc724

    Tax time... time to finalize your tax receipts, etc...... The IRS decides to audit

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    A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he

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    Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I

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    John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I

  10. acc724

    Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in

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    Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him

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    **Wonderful story** ...With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen

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    **Had to happen** ..A man from Kuala Lumpur told his wife that he had a business appointment in

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    **Grandma's Home Remedies** ..For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss

  15. SaltyMutt

    "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly

  16. SaltyMutt

    Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end ....and no sense

  17. acc724

    Shark There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the

  18. SaltyMutt

    To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

  19. SaltyMutt

    "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at

  20. acc724

    Arriving In Heaven All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to

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    Three Words A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally

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    Jerry Seinfeld Quotes http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/jerry_seinfeld_quotes.html

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    Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely

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    Chemy sat sobbing at the police station. "I was raped by an idiot!!" she wailed. "How do you know

  25. acc724

    Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury. One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.

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    I spent my honeymoon ice fishing. Best day of my life.

  27. acc724

    The department manager is a wise, friendly old man, and one day, during an interview in his office

  28. acc724

    Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married. A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough,

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    Studies show that its totally okay for me to just say studies show in front of whatever I

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    My wife just told me to go to hell,anyone else need anything from Walmart? I always pick up a

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    I never wanted to believe that my Dad stole from his job as a road worker, but when I got home,

  32. acc724

    A blonde lost her dog. < Her boyfriend suggested she post an ad on craigslist. A week later the

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    My wife is capable of multiple sarcasms. Autocorrect has been around for a long time. I got

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    Innocent Look A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the

  35. SaltyMutt

    I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. Bill

  36. SaltyMutt

    Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. Isaac

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    ''Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'' Marion

  38. SaltyMutt

    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a

  39. SaltyMutt

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the

  40. SaltyMutt

    Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

  41. acc724

    Its friday afternoon and a class of second graders are waiting to go home, the teacher stands

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    A drunk lay slumped outside a bar, in serious need of a drink. A passing priest and bishop

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    Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, "Why oh why does nobody

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    ***Embarrassment at Starbucks... ...Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

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    **Husband Down Aisle 5** (A little Old) ..A husband and wife are shopping in their local

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    Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. ..A few days later, the

  47. SaltyMutt

    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a

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    "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby

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    You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the

  50. acc724

    good evening salty..yep they are..life here is good