Studies show that it’s totally okay for me to ju
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Posted On: 05/02/2014 9:23:08 PM
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Studies show that it’s totally okay for me to just say “studies show” in front of whatever I want to say.
The awkward moment
when your making love to your partner and she wakes up.
Ever pretend like you didn’t see something
so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed?
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
Marriage counselling Because sometimes your wife needs to hear from a professional that she's being a bitch.
was in a restaurant with my girlfriend when I got down on 1 knee she started crying and said "I cant believe this is happening". "Shut up", I said, "My wife just walked in".
The first step is admitting
that the other person is the one with the problem.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If you were to lose your left arm your right one would be left.
This "normal" that you speak of...
it doesn't sound fun at all.
It’s hard to trust humans;even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Tonight I'm going to have my favourite drink.
It's called 'a lot'
I'm bored......
......so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future.
The awkward moment
when your making love to your partner and she wakes up.
Ever pretend like you didn’t see something
so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed?
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
Marriage counselling Because sometimes your wife needs to hear from a professional that she's being a bitch.
was in a restaurant with my girlfriend when I got down on 1 knee she started crying and said "I cant believe this is happening". "Shut up", I said, "My wife just walked in".
The first step is admitting
that the other person is the one with the problem.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If you were to lose your left arm your right one would be left.
This "normal" that you speak of...
it doesn't sound fun at all.
It’s hard to trust humans;even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Tonight I'm going to have my favourite drink.
It's called 'a lot'
I'm bored......
......so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future.
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