I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a

I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid. I bought him a tank. It was about a hundred dollars, a lot of money in those days. It was the kind of tank you could actually get inside and ride. Instead, after hours of assembly on my part, he ended up played in the box it came in. It taught me a valuable lesson. Next year he got a box, and I got a hundred dollars' worth of scotch.