***Embarrassment at Starbucks... ...Life
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***Embarrassment at Starbucks...
...Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?
..I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started
rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas.
..The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get
relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat
of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
..I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
....OMG - I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.
..This is what happens when old people start using technology.