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  1. SaltyMutt

    (An oldie but a goodie.) Gary was a single guy living at home with his father and working in

  2. acc724

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a

  3. acc724

    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say,

  4. acc724

    Marge and John had finally retired and sold their home in Minnesota and moved to the warmth of

  5. Lmcat

    This could possibly be the dumbest criminal ever!

  6. SaltyMutt

    Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the

  7. SaltyMutt

    Ya got me cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. acc724

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey

  9. SaltyMutt

    Sounds like it would take at least two six packs to drink that girl to almost

  10. acc724

    hi lmcat..glad to see u back..hope all is ok..all is good down here

  11. acc724

    **How I lost my teeth** ....I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,

  12. acc724

    ***SHOEBOX** ...A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared

  13. getmoreshares

    Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I

  14. Big Tuna

    Welcome Back Lmcat! Where have you been? And how are you doing?!! Got some

  15. Lmcat

    This is a very sad story about a bear... Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife

  16. Lmcat

    I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of

  17. SaltyMutt

    Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown

  18. acc724

    hi salty..yep

  19. acc724

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when

  20. SaltyMutt

    Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're

  21. SaltyMutt

    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest

  22. acc724

    I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid. I bought him a tank. It was about a hundred

  23. acc724

    Thanks Garfield. Garfield Milne Giraffe walks into a bar,looks down and says,what's that lyin on

  24. acc724

    At breakfast, the husband says to his wife What would you do if I won the Lotto? Id

  25. acc724

    One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly

  26. acc724

    Dead Donkey A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for

  27. acc724

    Tax time... time to finalize your tax receipts, etc...... The IRS decides to audit

  28. acc724

    A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he

  29. acc724

    Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I

  30. acc724

    John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I

  31. acc724

    Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in

  32. acc724

    Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him

  33. acc724

    **Wonderful story** ...With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen

  34. acc724

    **Had to happen** ..A man from Kuala Lumpur told his wife that he had a business appointment in

  35. acc724

    **Grandma's Home Remedies** ..For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss

  36. SaltyMutt

    "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly

  37. SaltyMutt

    Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end ....and no sense

  38. acc724

    Shark There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the

  39. SaltyMutt

    To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

  40. SaltyMutt

    "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at

  41. acc724

    Arriving In Heaven All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to

  42. acc724

    Three Words A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally

  43. acc724

    Jerry Seinfeld Quotes http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/jerry_seinfeld_quotes.html

  44. acc724

    Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely

  45. acc724

    Chemy sat sobbing at the police station. "I was raped by an idiot!!" she wailed. "How do you know

  46. acc724

    Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury. One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.

  47. acc724

    I spent my honeymoon ice fishing. Best day of my life.

  48. acc724

    The department manager is a wise, friendly old man, and one day, during an interview in his office

  49. acc724

    Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married. A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough,

  50. acc724

    Studies show that its totally okay for me to just say studies show in front of whatever I