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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    Did you hear about the psychic pygmy who escaped from jail? The headlines read...'Small Medium at

  2. acc724

    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

  3. Lmcat

    A Burglar Broke Into a Texas Mans Home. What He Saw Next Had Him Screaming an Apology and

  4. acc724

    A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain

  5. Rhythm Guitar

    HEY acc724, I LOVE IT! "Dem" are some funny jokes... and not only the ones in office. :0)

  6. acc724

    Three women -- one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly

  7. acc724

    Old Hollywood Squares If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will

  8. acc724

    After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo to take him to the airport for his

  9. acc724

    NEW DRUG IDENTIFICATION In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is

  10. acc724

    A thought provoking passage written by an Englishman about the current situation in HIS homeland -

  11. acc724

    An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady

  12. acc724

    If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush

  13. acc724

    As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He

  14. acc724

    On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised as, while the passengers were unloading to

  15. acc724

    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties,

  16. acc724

    How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity 1.Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your

  17. acc724

    Mike and Pat were walking home after a night of drinking when a severed head rolled along the

  18. acc724

    5 Steps to Survive a Boring Meeting This is guaranteed to liven up a boring meeting! Do you

  19. acc724

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his

  20. acc724

    How to catch a polar bear.... Cut a big hole in the ice, then surround that big hole with frozen

  21. acc724

    One day Mrs. Flanagan feels sickly and goes to the doctor for a look at. The doctor looks her over

  22. acc724

    Coffee and Testicles A guy goes into the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,

  23. acc724

    There was a young woman from Wouster, who dreamt that a man had seduced her. She awoke with a

  24. acc724

    A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of

  25. acc724

    LETTERMANS TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT OR NOT TO VOTE #10. I vote Democrat because I love

  26. acc724

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small

  27. acc724

    The second Nat Geo Journalist, a female, was to interview the fishermans wife. She met the wife

  28. acc724

    Hypnotist It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People

  29. acc724

    Little Johnny's mother walks into the bathroom while Johnny is having a bath. She is astonished to

  30. acc724

    National Geographic sent two journalists to Newfoundland each with a task. The male was to

  31. Lmcat

    Curtain Rods On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes,

  32. acc724

    Now for something to offend everybody! An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced

  33. acc724

    Earl, the elderly golfer. An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new

  34. SaltyMutt

    If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. John Wayne

  35. SaltyMutt

    I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met

  36. acc724

    A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things.

  37. SaltyMutt

    I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that

  38. acc724

    If you have ever used an electric fence or know someone who has one you should read this. The

  39. acc724

    don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was an actual memo sent out by IBM to

  40. acc724

    A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by their female teachers, set off on a field trip

  41. acc724

    3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and

  42. acc724

    Two old ladies, Martha and Eloisa are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to

  43. acc724

    A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one, This is for the

  44. SaltyMutt

    Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid. John Wayne

  45. SaltyMutt

    Good morning acc. Great to see you up and a rompin'.

  46. acc724

    sorry i was laughing before i saw the rodney dangerfield..

  47. acc724

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/can-you-understand-these-knee-slappers

  48. SaltyMutt

    My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

  49. acc724

    An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of

  50. acc724

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK