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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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    A guy walks into a bar with a forlorn look on his face. A regular sees him and says "Hey guy,

  2. acc724

    Only in the movies will you see: There is always a gun in reach when you fall onto the ground.

  3. acc724

    What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment.

  4. acc724

    Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name, Titty Titty Bang Bang.

  5. acc724

    no damage to my place..but some damage..near the quake

  6. getmoreshares

    how bad was the last one? break anything? we have a few tremors here--they do not amout to

  7. acc724

    no joke maybe a good read..

  8. getmoreshares

    me too. They believe we will follow and not think for ourselves-WRONG. DEADBEATS-yes Tax

  9. acc724

    great read.. On this day in 1866: Butch Cassidy is born Butch Cassidy, the last of the great

  10. acc724

    https://www.facebook.com/PutaSmileonFace/photos/a.185316514931255.39272.185276654935241/72724290407

  11. acc724

    Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives. "My wife is mad at me again," says the first.

  12. acc724

    no joke..this worries me..

  13. acc724

    There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young,

  14. acc724

    An Indian brave returns from a scouting trip and seeks out the Chief. "Chief, I have bad news,

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    A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was

  16. acc724

    Somebody said that it couldn't be done, But he with a chuckle replied That "maybe it

  17. acc724

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and

  18. acc724

    This morning, a neatly dressed young girl knocked on my front door. She politely asked if I

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    Idiots Guide To Sex * If she wants to do it French, Russian or Greek, it doesn't mean you have to

  20. acc724

    A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard

  21. acc724

    A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are

  22. acc724

    A black woman in Chicago was admitted to the hospital for an abortion. Two weeks later she

  23. acc724

    WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could

  24. acc724

    The small borough I grew up in only had a single prostituteâ??it was a one whoreâ??s

  25. acc724

    The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose

  26. acc724

    Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if

  27. acc724

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong did the EARTH

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    true

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    apple

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    really

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    in ure

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    problem

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    call

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    idiot

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    PLEASE DO YOUR PART! Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You

  36. acc724

    Was buttoning up my shirt,and a button fell off, Picked up my briefcase,and the handle fell off,

  37. acc724

    I was asked to say a few words at my grandsons wedding,I said,OK."DON'T DO IT"

  38. acc724

    As I was admitted to the hospital prior to a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm

  39. acc724

    The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. The cost of living has now gotten

  40. acc724

    I heard there's a new reversable jacket. I can't wait to see how they turn out. A quiet man is a

  41. acc724

    The Elephant Man has got to be the worst superhero movie ever. My bedroom is perfect for a one

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    Ole the Norwegian Wrestler A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the

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    peace

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    kid

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    75

  46. acc724

    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first

  47. acc724

    You know my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks. Ladies stop looking for a

  48. acc724

    My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do. I was addicted to the

  49. acc724

    The new Marine fresh out of basic training was about to hit the battle field when he said Sarge, I

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    walk