You know my father threw a camera at me once, I st
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Posted On: 04/03/2014 9:17:40 PM
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You know my father threw a camera at me once,
I still have flashbacks.
Ladies stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.
If I had a dollar for every time
my dad questioned my sexuality I would have one badass Harley... and some super cute riding boots.
Instead of a selfie, you should take a
someone elsie.
Figuring out what a woman wants is easy.
Just pay attention while she's screaming it at you.
The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own
questions? I do.
When life gives you potatoes there's something wrong with you.
"Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"
"Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."
Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand
in an action movie.
Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this?
Student: Past tense obviously.
I still have flashbacks.
Ladies stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.
If I had a dollar for every time
my dad questioned my sexuality I would have one badass Harley... and some super cute riding boots.
Instead of a selfie, you should take a
someone elsie.
Figuring out what a woman wants is easy.
Just pay attention while she's screaming it at you.
The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own
questions? I do.
When life gives you potatoes there's something wrong with you.
"Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"
"Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."
Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand
in an action movie.
Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this?
Student: Past tense obviously.
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