Idiots Guide To Sex * If she wants to do it Fren
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Posted On: 04/10/2014 9:09:40 PM
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Idiots Guide To Sex
* If she wants to do it French, Russian or Greek, it doesn't mean you have to go to Berlitz and learn the language.
* "Faster, Harder, Deeper" is not the motto of the Olympics.
* A Fallopian tube is not part of a TV set.
* Membership of the Mile-High Club is void if you apply by yourself.
* A clitoris is not something you order from a florist.
* Contrary to popular belief, Grape Nuts is not a venereal disease.
* If it doesn't make you smile: you AIN'T DOIN' IT RIGHT!
* When she comes down wearing her most expensive body stocking and asks you to come to bed, don't say you first want to check your e-mail.
* If she wants to do it French, Russian or Greek, it doesn't mean you have to go to Berlitz and learn the language.
* "Faster, Harder, Deeper" is not the motto of the Olympics.
* A Fallopian tube is not part of a TV set.
* Membership of the Mile-High Club is void if you apply by yourself.
* A clitoris is not something you order from a florist.
* Contrary to popular belief, Grape Nuts is not a venereal disease.
* If it doesn't make you smile: you AIN'T DOIN' IT RIGHT!
* When she comes down wearing her most expensive body stocking and asks you to come to bed, don't say you first want to check your e-mail.
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