The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll ha
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Posted On: 04/06/2014 9:13:54 PM
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The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that
my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
I have so little money in my bank account that
my scenic checks show a ghetto.
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
The last time I was inside a woman was
when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Early to bed, early to rise, and your girlfriend goes out with other guys.
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that
my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
I have so little money in my bank account that
my scenic checks show a ghetto.
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
The last time I was inside a woman was
when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Early to bed, early to rise, and your girlfriend goes out with other guys.
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