My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure ha
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I
turned myself around.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
I haven't slept for two weeks, because
that would be too long.
"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.
I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
I almost had a threesome last night. I just needed two more people.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?