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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    yep..

  2. SaltyMutt

    Although funny, your joke is hitting very close to the truth. I live about 30 to 40 miles from

  3. acc724

    then were both strange..it might begruesome..but its real life

  4. SaltyMutt

    Love your Calvin pictures. Calvin and The Far Side were and are my two favorite comic

  5. fitzkarz

    That really is. what does it eat once a year! wow

  6. 11072017

    Them pictures are almost unbelievable... WOW!

  7. SaltyMutt

    People might think I'm a bit strange but I love pictures like that. I consider myself a nature

  8. acc724

    salty..not a joke..but great pics..

  9. acc724

    One morning in a posh hotel's restaurant, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir!

  10. SaltyMutt

    So true!

  11. Lmcat

    MEXICAN INVASION... A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat, rowing towards

  12. acc724

    My wife never lies about her age. She just tells people she's asold as I am.Then she lies about

  13. acc724

    Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for

  14. acc724

    While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are

  15. acc724

    ...Oops,A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband,

  16. acc724

    Black humor... The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position. On the

  17. acc724

    "It takes two, to Tango..."A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best

  18. acc724

    NO Fear! One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started

  19. acc724

    A cocoa plantation owner in Nicaragua was having a problem with his plants. He called in an

  20. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  21. acc724

    the farm..

  22. acc724

    The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the head sperm. "As soon as you

  23. SaltyMutt

    A true story. Years back I raised chickens and had a "super" rooster I had named

  24. acc724

    A married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house.The intruder put a knife to

  25. acc724

    Bill and Betty were sitting on the porch when Bill turned to Betty and said, "Muffin, I feel like

  26. acc724

    At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked ifhe planned to be around for his

  27. acc724

    A gentleman goes to see the doctor about getting something done about his missing penis, which he

  28. acc724

    Risky Biz, A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The

  29. acc724

    Sylvester was a sprightly ninety years of age when he married Elizabeth, who was a resoundingly

  30. acc724

    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while

  31. acc724

    Who wears the britches?Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat himdown for a

  32. acc724

    Your Duck is Dead--..A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinarysurgeon. As she laid her

  33. acc724

    yep..

  34. Big Tuna

    LOL! Good one Andy!    

  35. acc724

    i take it u have 3 daughters

  36. Big Tuna

    Nope! But I have crawled out of bed with four screeeechinggg women!

  37. SaltyMutt

    Definition of OLD' I very quietly confided to my best friend t

  38. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  39. acc724

    i get about 50 to a 100 doves..coming in forbreakfastevery morning..my parrots are loud..and

  40. SaltyMutt

    I can't say that I have but one screeeeeeching Dainty Darling Dove has run me out of bed on a

  41. acc724

    Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a

  42. acc724

    Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly

  43. acc724

    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is

  44. acc724

    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained

  45. acc724

    did u ever crawl out of bed at 5am..and listen to 4 screeeechinggg...parrots..

  46. SaltyMutt

    Good morning people. Let's crawl out of bed and grab life by the tail.

  47. acc724

    There were these three nuns and they were tired of being good all of the time, so they went to the

  48. acc724

    A baby penguin walks into a bar and says to the bar man, "Have you seen my dad?"The barman says,

  49. acc724

    Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman

  50. acc724

    The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hillary Clinton. The