Bill and Betty were sitting on the porch when Bill
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Bill and Betty were sitting on the porch when Bill turned to Betty and said,
"Muffin, I feel like making love tonight."
Betty replied, "OK Bill, I will let you, but be gentle this time."
"But, I am always gentle with you, dearest."
"That's not true," Betty replied. "The last time you woke me up TWICE!"