The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were hav

The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hillary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.

The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man - it stands up, as soon as I enter the room"

The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer - you do not know where he will attack from - front or back.."

The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium - once the act is performed, it drops down..."

Then Hillary says, "It's like a rumour... it moves from one mouth to another..."