One morning in a posh hotel's restaurant, a guest

One morning in a posh hotel's restaurant, a guest called over the
head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled
eggs, one of them so under-cooked that it's runny, and the other
so overcooked that it's tough."
"Wwwhat?" stammered the head waiter.
"Let me finish," said the guest. I also want some rubbery bacon,
burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread.'
The head waiter opened his mouth to protest, but once again was
shushed by the guest, who continued, "Finally, I'll have a pot of
extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature."
The bewildered waiter almost stumbled, he was so shaken. "Sir! We
cannot possibly serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "You did yesterday!"