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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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    COUGH SYRUP great blonde jokeThe pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily

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    Polish Hunters...Two Polish hunters from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt

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    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is

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    TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new Husband and asked for

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    overweight

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    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th weddi ng anniversary in a quiet,

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    Bear Remover i liked this oneA man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his

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    Oil Change InstructionsOil Change instructions for Women:1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the

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    The World's Shortest Books:MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDSBy Tiger

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    There was a young Scotsman called Andy, Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy. He lifted his kilt,

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    bridle,SWEET! The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk

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    A woman discovered, that one of the kids had banged the kitchen-doorway with a skateboard on the

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    older women..

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    That's the smart way to do it my friend... :)

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    Subject:Apolo 11 Mission

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    well thank u..have a good weekend

  17. Chasing Stars

    lmao.. Nice one acc!

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    cat..

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    "A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a

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    winter..

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    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs

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    An Arab walked into a very crowded bar and was about to order a drink when he saw a guy wearing a

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    A lawyer was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away,

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    Aboard an airline flight from Israel to America, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight.

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    One day a man called the church office. Hesaid, "Can I speak to the head hog at

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    Birth control in China In 1983, China set out to teach birth control to its rural population.

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    ***The Black Bra*** (as told by a woman)...I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is

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    visit..not work..im the BOSS

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    Have a great weekend bud! Go work on that Coffee Farm... :) $

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    good morning joe..im ready for the weekend..stocks are slow..so im out of here soon..u have a

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    This one's priceless! lol Good morning Andy..

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    Doormats with Attitude:

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    Joke of the day from a caller to Dennis Miller this morning: Quote: President Obama is not the

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    It is a known fact that all daughters-in-law have problems with their mother-in-law.One day a

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    A KGB officer is walking in the park and he sees and old Jewish man reading a book.The KGB says

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    A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. Oneday a construction crew turned up

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    Luke is plowing a field next to a dirt road. Each time hecomes to the end of a furrow near the

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    The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn

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    A guy got chatting to a girl in a club: "Can I buy you a drink?", he asked. "Have you not got a

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    ure not the only one..

  41. SaltyMutt

    What do you get forsomeone who has it all? Antibiotics.

  42. SaltyMutt

    Hey, I resemble that joke. lol

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    SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE ...A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over

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    read

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    old..

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    SnakeBite Medicine, I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I

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    Widdle Wabbits, A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,

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    Nice Going,Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight

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    Subject:The INDIA you love (Great Photos)been there a couple of times..beautiful

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    Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of thehospital. When a new baby was