A lawyer was feeling very ill and went to the doct

A lawyer was feeling very ill and went to the
doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away,
saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have
an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You
must have had it for some time. Once bitten,
after as much time as has apparently passed has
elapsed, it is almost 100% fatal."

"Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the lawyer.

"Do you want to write your will?" asked the doctor.

"No," replied the lawyer, "I want to make a list
of all the people I want to bite."