The World's Shortest Books:  MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 

The World's Shortest Books: 

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 



By Tiger Woods 

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OUR WHITE BOYFRIENDS 

By The Kardashians 

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THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY 

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan 

Illustrated by Michael Moore 

Foreword by George Soros 

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OUR CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS 

& HOW WE HELPED AFTER KATRINA 

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" 

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 

By Hillary Clinton 

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 

By Bill Clinton 

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD 

By Bill Gates 

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 

By Dennis Rodman 

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 

By Al Gore & John Kerry 

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 

By Amelia Earhart 

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST 

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian 

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE 

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell 

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 

By Mike Tyson 

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY 

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OUR PLANS TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS 

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony 

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 

By Ted Kennedy 

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MY BOOK ON MORALS 

By Bill Clinton 

With introduction by 

The Rev. Jesse Jackson 

and foreword by 

Tiger Woods with John Edwards 

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL 

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS 

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MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY 

By Nancy Pelosi 

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And the shortest book of them all 

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 

by Barack Obama