A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their

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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th weddi ng anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. 

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, 

"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." 

Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. 


The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. 

The husband' thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." 

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. 

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! 
the husband became 92 years old. 



The moral of this story: 
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember 
fairies are female.