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Posted On: 10/05/2012 1:45:17 PM
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Posted By: acc724

An Arab walked into a very crowded bar and was about to order
a drink when he saw a guy wearing a Jewish cap (yarmulke), a
prayer shawl (tzitzis), and sporting the traditional locks of hair
of a Jew.
The Arab told the bartender, loud enough for all to hear that,
he was buying everyone a drink except the Jewish fellow.
After the drinks were handed out, the Jew gave the Arab a big
smile, waved at him, then said, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriated the Arab. Once again, the Arab loudly ordered
drinks for everyone - except the Jew. But as before, this did not
seem to bother the Jewish guy, who once again smiled, waved at
the Arab, and loudly yelled "Thank you!"
The Arab asked the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with
that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the
bar but him and all the silly bugger did was to smile and thank me.
Is he nuts?
"Nope," replied the bartender. "He owns the place!"



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