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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    Innocent Look A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the

  2. SaltyMutt

    I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. Bill

  3. SaltyMutt

    Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. Isaac

  4. SaltyMutt

    ''Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.'' Marion

  5. SaltyMutt

    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a

  6. SaltyMutt

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the

  7. SaltyMutt

    Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

  8. acc724

    Its friday afternoon and a class of second graders are waiting to go home, the teacher stands

  9. acc724

    A drunk lay slumped outside a bar, in serious need of a drink. A passing priest and bishop

  10. acc724

    Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, "Why oh why does nobody

  11. acc724

    ***Embarrassment at Starbucks... ...Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it?

  12. acc724

    **Husband Down Aisle 5** (A little Old) ..A husband and wife are shopping in their local

  13. acc724

    Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. ..A few days later, the

  14. SaltyMutt

    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a

  15. SaltyMutt

    "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby

  16. SaltyMutt

    You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the

  17. acc724

    good evening salty..yep they are..life here is good

  18. SaltyMutt

    Good morning acc. Hope you have things under control.

  19. SaltyMutt

    The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Albert

  20. acc724

    My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on. I

  21. acc724

    Marriage After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. Son, when I first got

  22. acc724

    DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long

  23. acc724

    Johns Hopkins Weight Study: The National Institute of Health has just released the results of a

  24. acc724

    Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We havent met yet.

  25. acc724

    HOW WOMEN THINK: CALL FROM HUSBAND (From Cell Phone): Hi Honey, I got hit by a car in

  26. acc724

    They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy. The only

  27. acc724

    Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like

  28. acc724

    WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one

  29. acc724

    This strip mall certainly is misleading, and I probably should put my clothes back on now.

  30. acc724

    I always laugh when people say, Another day, another dollar, because I make like five times

  31. acc724

    Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships, I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife

  32. acc724

    Greeting Cards You'll Never See My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the

  33. acc724

    The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had

  34. acc724

    So this lady, she walks by a pet store on her way to work. And every day there is a parrot in the

  35. acc724

    taxes Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cause I'm the

  36. acc724

    My girlfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other. I always

  37. acc724

    i like this 1..

  38. getmoreshares

    WOW

  39. acc724

    no laugh..come visit.. MANAGUA, Nicaragua (AP) Thousands of Nicaraguans woke up in the streets

  40. acc724

    i like this..

  41. acc724

    Q. What is artificial insemination A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

  42. acc724

    A guy walks into a bar with a forlorn look on his face. A regular sees him and says "Hey guy,

  43. acc724

    Only in the movies will you see: There is always a gun in reach when you fall onto the ground.

  44. acc724

    What does Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment.

  45. acc724

    Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name, Titty Titty Bang Bang.

  46. acc724

    no damage to my place..but some damage..near the quake

  47. getmoreshares

    how bad was the last one? break anything? we have a few tremors here--they do not amout to

  48. acc724

    no joke maybe a good read..

  49. getmoreshares

    me too. They believe we will follow and not think for ourselves-WRONG. DEADBEATS-yes Tax

  50. acc724

    great read.. On this day in 1866: Butch Cassidy is born Butch Cassidy, the last of the great