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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. SaltyMutt

    Short, to the point, and very true.

  2. Big Tuna

    Spankings

  3. fitzkarz

    thats nice!

  4. fitzkarz

    Thanks salty, person marked you! have fun

  5. SaltyMutt

    That one was really good.

  6. SaltyMutt

    Good-bye Grandpa A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told

  7. MorningWood

    New Stock Market Terms!!! Better Learn Them!!! CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO--

  8. SaltyMutt

    I love the elephant pic. I wonder what that guy was looking for? lol

  9. acc724

    Subject:Only in Africa

  10. acc724

    A ventriloquist is walking in the country, when he comes upon a cocoa farmer and his dog standing

  11. acc724

    yep..

  12. SaltyMutt

    Although funny, your joke is hitting very close to the truth. I live about 30 to 40 miles from

  13. acc724

    then were both strange..it might begruesome..but its real life

  14. SaltyMutt

    Love your Calvin pictures. Calvin and The Far Side were and are my two favorite comic

  15. fitzkarz

    That really is. what does it eat once a year! wow

  16. 11072017

    Them pictures are almost unbelievable... WOW!

  17. SaltyMutt

    People might think I'm a bit strange but I love pictures like that. I consider myself a nature

  18. acc724

    salty..not a joke..but great pics..

  19. acc724

    One morning in a posh hotel's restaurant, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir!

  20. SaltyMutt

    So true!

  21. Lmcat

    MEXICAN INVASION... A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat, rowing towards

  22. acc724

    My wife never lies about her age. She just tells people she's asold as I am.Then she lies about

  23. acc724

    Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for

  24. acc724

    While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are

  25. acc724

    ...Oops,A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband,

  26. acc724

    Black humor... The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position. On the

  27. acc724

    "It takes two, to Tango..."A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best

  28. acc724

    NO Fear! One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started

  29. acc724

    A cocoa plantation owner in Nicaragua was having a problem with his plants. He called in an

  30. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  31. acc724

    the farm..

  32. acc724

    The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the head sperm. "As soon as you

  33. SaltyMutt

    A true story. Years back I raised chickens and had a "super" rooster I had named

  34. acc724

    A married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house.The intruder put a knife to

  35. acc724

    Bill and Betty were sitting on the porch when Bill turned to Betty and said, "Muffin, I feel like

  36. acc724

    At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked ifhe planned to be around for his

  37. acc724

    A gentleman goes to see the doctor about getting something done about his missing penis, which he

  38. acc724

    Risky Biz, A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The

  39. acc724

    Sylvester was a sprightly ninety years of age when he married Elizabeth, who was a resoundingly

  40. acc724

    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while

  41. acc724

    Who wears the britches?Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat himdown for a

  42. acc724

    Your Duck is Dead--..A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinarysurgeon. As she laid her

  43. acc724

    yep..

  44. Big Tuna

    LOL! Good one Andy!    

  45. acc724

    i take it u have 3 daughters

  46. Big Tuna

    Nope! But I have crawled out of bed with four screeeechinggg women!

  47. SaltyMutt

    Definition of OLD' I very quietly confided to my best friend t

  48. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  49. acc724

    i get about 50 to a 100 doves..coming in forbreakfastevery morning..my parrots are loud..and

  50. SaltyMutt

    I can't say that I have but one screeeeeeching Dainty Darling Dove has run me out of bed on a