RSS

Need A Laugh

Mod: Lmcat Asst: acc724
Last Post: 02/15/26
Followers: 21
Posts Today: 0
Views Today: 163
2 Pinned Posts
DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
View Post by acc724
  1. acc724

    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059 Ozone created by electric cars now killing mil

  2. acc724

    Ok, for tossing and turning and Cauldrons that have been stirred-- this is for a giggle and

  3. acc724

    Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath,

  4. acc724

    A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

  5. acc724

    LIBERALS The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the

  6. acc724

    First Burial Service A newly appointed young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director

  7. acc724

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight

  8. acc724

    The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for

  9. acc724

    A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this penis anymore! It's

  10. acc724

    Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most

  11. acc724

    The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session. The mother superior walked out

  12. acc724

    There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on

  13. acc724

    i got a chuckle from this 1.. > New candidates for heaven first report to clerk who inputs >

  14. acc724

    old old 1.. There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was

  15. acc724

    A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use

  16. acc724

    A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into

  17. acc724

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his

  18. acc724

    Doctor's Stories A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"

  19. acc724

    A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came

  20. acc724

    My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got

  21. acc724

    A SENIOR WAS TRYING TO SET HIS NEW PASSWORD... WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

  22. acc724

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The

  23. acc724

    Dafuq Funnies A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the

  24. acc724

    Must Read A woman was in bed with her young lover when she heard her husband opening the front

  25. acc724

    A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and

  26. acc724

    At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and

  27. acc724

    An elderly gentleman named Frank,went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.

  28. getmoreshares

    good ones!!!!

  29. acc724

    This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you

  30. acc724

    For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that

  31. acc724

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or

  32. acc724

    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.

  33. acc724

    87 year old Ed is sitting at the bar of his local Senior Citizens Dance Club when in walks Mary.

  34. acc724

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203456213345532&set=a.4510886489774.1073741825.1218972891

  35. acc724

    THE ROOSTER John was in the chicken business. He had over a hundred young hens, called 'pullets',

  36. acc724

    The Parable of the Pig. A good friend of mine, Ill call Kevino is an expatriated American living

  37. acc724

    I got an ant farm... them fellas didn't grow shit! Last week I helped my friend stay put.

  38. acc724

    A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at lover's point where they

  39. acc724

    A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to

  40. acc724

    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a

  41. acc724

    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired

  42. acc724

    TEXAS: May 30th: Just moved to Texas. Now this is how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm

  43. acc724

    There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to the

  44. acc724

    Having arrived at the gate of heaven, Obama meets a man with a beard. Saturday, January 10th,

  45. getmoreshares

    Q. How do you know you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

  46. acc724

    Another year has passed And we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter And winter

  47. acc724

    Lord, Thou knowest better than I myself that I am growing older and will someday be old. Keep me

  48. acc724

    More Signs of a Drinking Problem Alright, we all celebrate at New Year's, some to excess. However,

  49. acc724

    happy new yr all..lets make 2015 a good 1

  50. getmoreshares

    Store Greeter So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many