Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and wen
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Posted On: 02/10/2015 3:17:45 PM
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Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven.
Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have
ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don’t hit
the ducks in your first three months here.
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one
of them asks, “The ducks?”
“Yes”, St. Peter replies, “There are millions of ducks walking around
the course and if one gets hit, he quacks then the one next to him
quacks and soon they’re all quacking to beat the band and it really
breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you’ll be punished,
otherwise everything is yours to enjoy.”
Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed
large numbers of ducks everywhere. Within fifteen minutes, one of the
guys hit a duck. The duck quacked, the one next to it quacked and
soon there was a deafening roar of duck quacks.
St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman
in tow and asks, “Who hit the duck?”
The guy who had done it admitted, “I did.”
St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed
the man’s right hand to the homely woman’s left hand. “I told you
not to hit the ducks,”, he said. Now you’ll be handcuffed together
for eternity.”
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a
couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks
were as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked
up with an even uglier woman. St. Peter cuffed the man’s right
hand to the homely woman’s left hand.
“I told you not to hit the ducks,” he said;
“Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”
The third man was extremely careful. Some days he
wouldn’t even move for fear of even nudging a duck. After
three months of this he still hadn’t hit a duck. St. Peter
walked up to the man at the end of the three months and had
with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful
woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and
then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman
and walked off.
The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud,
“I wonder what I did to deserve this?”
The woman responds, “I don’t know about you, but I hit a duck.”
Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have
ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don’t hit
the ducks in your first three months here.
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one
of them asks, “The ducks?”
“Yes”, St. Peter replies, “There are millions of ducks walking around
the course and if one gets hit, he quacks then the one next to him
quacks and soon they’re all quacking to beat the band and it really
breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you’ll be punished,
otherwise everything is yours to enjoy.”
Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed
large numbers of ducks everywhere. Within fifteen minutes, one of the
guys hit a duck. The duck quacked, the one next to it quacked and
soon there was a deafening roar of duck quacks.
St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman
in tow and asks, “Who hit the duck?”
The guy who had done it admitted, “I did.”
St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed
the man’s right hand to the homely woman’s left hand. “I told you
not to hit the ducks,”, he said. Now you’ll be handcuffed together
for eternity.”
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a
couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks
were as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked
up with an even uglier woman. St. Peter cuffed the man’s right
hand to the homely woman’s left hand.
“I told you not to hit the ducks,” he said;
“Now you’ll be handcuffed together for eternity.”
The third man was extremely careful. Some days he
wouldn’t even move for fear of even nudging a duck. After
three months of this he still hadn’t hit a duck. St. Peter
walked up to the man at the end of the three months and had
with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful
woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and
then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman
and walked off.
The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud,
“I wonder what I did to deserve this?”
The woman responds, “I don’t know about you, but I hit a duck.”
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