An elderly gentleman named Frank,went to see his d
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prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said, "That's no problem.
How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes.