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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    72 virgins Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in

  2. acc724

    http://capitalismisfreedom.com/10-insane-facts-didnt-realize-true/

  3. acc724

    An elder man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Father, I don't know how this happened but I

  4. acc724

    A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the

  5. acc724

    http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-so-terrible-theyre-actually-funny-14-is-gold

  6. acc724

    Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still

  7. acc724

    A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. "Honey?" "Yes, darling?"

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    Twisted Beans They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot &

  9. acc724

    In Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for

  10. acc724

    You Know You're Californian If The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You know

  11. acc724

    President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question

  12. acc724

    fire ant solution Go to Home Depot or Walmart and buy a can of black spray paint, any kind, the

  13. acc724

    Man wakes up in his hospital bed after surgery. The doctor comes and tells him he has good news and

  14. acc724

    The Love Life of the Clintons When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a

  15. acc724

    Woman Shot in Her Own Driveway Linda Burnett, a resident of East Texas, was visiting her in-laws

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    New Doctor A young doctor has moved out to a small community to replace an older doctor who is

  17. acc724

    A Japanese couple was having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband:

  18. acc724

    An old woman's prayer: In church I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a

  19. acc724

    Ted Nuggent, old rocker and sportsman from Michigan was being interviewed by a French journalist.

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    Answer to long-lingering argument of when is a fetus considered a human being??? According to

  21. acc724

    A Jewish Mother answers the phone.. Hello...... Hi Ma, it's me. How are you?.....Oy, I haven't

  22. acc724

    Just back from the International Fly Fishing Expo in Orlando. I asked old pal Andy how the new guy

  23. bigmoneytrader

    WARNING!!! There are over 100 paid stock bashers from IHUB investorshub.com that are posting

  24. getmoreshares

    LOL-took me a second!!

  25. acc724

    Today's word is.................. "Fluctuations" I will never hear or see this word again without

  26. acc724

    Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the

  27. acc724

    This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are

  28. Pipa

    Lol....like it

  29. acc724

    A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54

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    Child Welfare A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday

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    Clinton Lovers? A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came

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    The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his

  33. SaltyMutt

    If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. John Wayne

  34. acc724

    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased

  35. acc724

    not a joke..important info..

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    i like the last 1 The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any

  37. acc724

    relax a little guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMl2pPOdbl8

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    TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a

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    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has

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    When I go, I want to go like my Gramps did. Peacefully in his sleep. Not like the screaming

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    http://www.businessinsider.com/happiest-and-unhappiest-cities-in-america-2014-7

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    REPUBLICANS OR DEMOCRATS..? Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning when she came across a

  43. acc724

    Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an

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    Perks of being over 40 Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are

  45. acc724

    check this vidio out..this is wh

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    Off the Hook It has been many years since the embarrassing day when the young woman, with a

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    In the beginning God created Eve. ... And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God

  48. acc724

    Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

  49. acc724

    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

  50. acc724

    I once went 13 years without thinking about sex, but I sure made up for it when I turned