A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a
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Posted On: 08/03/2014 10:14:56 AM
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A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told the doctor how she got the splinters. He asked a few questions about how and why she put herself in this situation and she explained about her belief in environmentalism, and that she was a democrat and an anti-hunter.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a “recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told the doctor how she got the splinters. He asked a few questions about how and why she put herself in this situation and she explained about her belief in environmentalism, and that she was a democrat and an anti-hunter.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a “recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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