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Woman Shot in Her Own Driveway
Linda Burnett, a resident of East Texas, was visiting her in-laws
and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked
her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in
the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration
date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
Linda Burnett, a resident of East Texas, was visiting her in-laws
and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked
her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in
the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration
date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
