72 virgins Allah regarded him for a moment, then
Post# of 3036
Posted On: 09/04/2014 2:19:13 PM
.JPG)
72 virgins
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins
are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could
experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them.
Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll
be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should
you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it
be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins
are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could
experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them.
Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll
be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should
you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it
be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?
(0)
(0)Scroll down for more posts ▼