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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. SaltyMutt

    If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow. John Wayne

  2. acc724

    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased

  3. acc724

    not a joke..important info..

  4. acc724

    i like the last 1 The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any

  5. acc724

    relax a little guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMl2pPOdbl8

  6. acc724

    TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a

  7. acc724

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has

  8. acc724

    When I go, I want to go like my Gramps did. Peacefully in his sleep. Not like the screaming

  9. acc724

    http://www.businessinsider.com/happiest-and-unhappiest-cities-in-america-2014-7

  10. acc724

    REPUBLICANS OR DEMOCRATS..? Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning when she came across a

  11. acc724

    Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an

  12. acc724

    Perks of being over 40 Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are

  13. acc724

    check this vidio out..this is wh

  14. acc724

    Off the Hook It has been many years since the embarrassing day when the young woman, with a

  15. acc724

    In the beginning God created Eve. ... And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God

  16. acc724

    Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

  17. acc724

    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

  18. acc724

    I once went 13 years without thinking about sex, but I sure made up for it when I turned

  19. acc724

    Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...I'm so glad that this is my last God-damn child support

  20. acc724

    A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

  21. acc724

    Did you hear about the psychic pygmy who escaped from jail? The headlines read...'Small Medium at

  22. acc724

    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

  23. Lmcat

    A Burglar Broke Into a Texas Mans Home. What He Saw Next Had Him Screaming an Apology and

  24. acc724

    A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain

  25. Rhythm Guitar

    HEY acc724, I LOVE IT! "Dem" are some funny jokes... and not only the ones in office. :0)

  26. acc724

    Three women -- one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly

  27. acc724

    Old Hollywood Squares If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will

  28. acc724

    After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo to take him to the airport for his

  29. acc724

    NEW DRUG IDENTIFICATION In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name: Tylenol is

  30. acc724

    A thought provoking passage written by an Englishman about the current situation in HIS homeland -

  31. acc724

    An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady

  32. acc724

    If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush

  33. acc724

    As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He

  34. acc724

    On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised as, while the passengers were unloading to

  35. acc724

    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties,

  36. acc724

    How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity 1.Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your

  37. acc724

    Mike and Pat were walking home after a night of drinking when a severed head rolled along the

  38. acc724

    5 Steps to Survive a Boring Meeting This is guaranteed to liven up a boring meeting! Do you

  39. acc724

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his

  40. acc724

    How to catch a polar bear.... Cut a big hole in the ice, then surround that big hole with frozen

  41. acc724

    One day Mrs. Flanagan feels sickly and goes to the doctor for a look at. The doctor looks her over

  42. acc724

    Coffee and Testicles A guy goes into the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,

  43. acc724

    There was a young woman from Wouster, who dreamt that a man had seduced her. She awoke with a

  44. acc724

    A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of

  45. acc724

    LETTERMANS TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT OR NOT TO VOTE #10. I vote Democrat because I love

  46. acc724

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small

  47. acc724

    The second Nat Geo Journalist, a female, was to interview the fishermans wife. She met the wife

  48. acc724

    Hypnotist It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People

  49. acc724

    Little Johnny's mother walks into the bathroom while Johnny is having a bath. She is astonished to

  50. acc724

    National Geographic sent two journalists to Newfoundland each with a task. The male was to