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Posted On: 07/03/2014 2:10:47 PM
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A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by their female teachers, set off on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the local racetrack, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided the girls would go with one teacher and the boys with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s room when one of the boys came out and explained to her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and began hoisting them up, one by one, holding on to their ‘weewees’ to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was unusually endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, “You must be in the 4th grade.”
“No Ma’am,” he replied “I’m the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 7th.”


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