I was sitting around yesterday at lunch, with a fe
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I was sitting around yesterday at lunch, with a few of my co-workers, when the subject of (what else,) sex came up. Now Billy-Bob (he runs the fork lift) says "Last night I made love to my wife three times! This morning, she was so happy she made me my favorite breakfast of eggs and grits."
Now Jim-Bob, (the fertilizer inspector) not to be outdone by his cousin Billy-Bob, he says, "That's nothing. Last night I made love to my wife five times. She was so happy, she not only made me my favorite breakfast of biscuits and gravy, she told me I was the best in the world and she could never love another man."
Well, they then looked at me, waiting for me to say something. Finally, I just said in a quiet voice, "I just made love to my wife once last night, and she didn't fix me anything for breakfast." Well, they started laughing, and finally Jim-Bob asks me, "Well, hell, did she say anything to you this morning?" "Just two words," I answered. "Don't stop"