Here's one you can relate to. A Virginia State tr

Here's one you can relate to.

> A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of
> the Virginia/ West Virginia Stateline. When the trooper asked the driver why
> he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on
> his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to
> be late.
> The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the
> driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
> ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
> anything to juggle.
> The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
> juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit
> them and handed them to him.
> While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken
> good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went
> over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper
> observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the
> drunk what he thought he was doing.
> The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't
> no way I can pass that test.”