The old gentleman was aging more rapidly than he w
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The old gentleman was aging more rapidly than he wanted.
"Your gout is getting worse," said the doctor. "I recommend that you give up smoking, drinking and sex for a while."
"WHAT!" said the man, "just so's I can walk a little better? If it wasn't for smoking, drinking and sex I wouldn't get out of my rocker in the first place!"