Walking down main street in a *very* rural West Vi

Walking down main street in a *very* rural West Virginia town, two local men met a Catholic nun who's arm was in a sling. "What's wrong with your arm, sister?" asked one local bubba.

"It's broken in three places," the nun replied.

"How did it happen?" asked the second West Virginian, now wide eyed.

"I slipped in a bathtub," answered the nun.

After leaving, the first local man asked the other, "Bubba, what's a bathtub?"

"Heck, I don't know," said his friend, "I ain't no Catholic!"