Dearest Dr.Deel,MD,SIPC,FSLIC,FICA,SLAINTE Do you carry Guinness in your golf bag?

I have a need to know to make sure  our golf bags are compatible.

Is your golf bag plaid with "Thistle" club covers? (Pant,pant,heavy breathing,profuse sweating,heart palpitations)

Dr.Kelt,FMD,FDO,FSG