Dear Dr. Jeff,

This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read. Ever.

Sincerely,

Seel, PhD, Doctor Emeritus, Doctor of Philosophy, Doctor of Theology, Doctor of Engineering, D.D.S., J.D., D.M.D., D.Min., DSL, DSW, DPA, DBS, DPT, DBS, DBEnv, EdD.

(And I'm only 22. Made my first 136 million as a teen advising Biogen. Recently, did good insider trading with Genzyme - made a killing!  Led many lambs to slaughter on AMBS - just for fun and cuz I could!). trustmetrustmetrustme -here - I'll throw technical terms your way to impress you - p21 - real time quantitative assay - M1 stage - senescence - do you like me yet? Do you trust me yet? I am soooooo important! I know important people and you don't. You must trust me. I am your friend..............................