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    When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions

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    1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to

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    Three guys that all worked building high rise buildings sat down to lunch one day. The first one

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    An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State

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    Restful Sleep By the time a sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. "You've

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    There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up

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    An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart

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    A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon,

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    http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/the-story-of-the-fence-perfectly-illustrates-how-government-w

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    A guy named Sly walks into a brothel and tells the madam he wants six girls for the evening. The

  11. getmoreshares

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL Going to share that one

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    Mick says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole

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    You finish? A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar

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    This may be my favorite "dark humor" joke... Good Fishing The day after his wife disappeared in a

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    Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those

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    A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new

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    A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a major asshole to the

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    April 4, June 6, October 10 and December 12 will all fall on the same day of the week in any year.

  19. getmoreshares

    LLLLLLLLLLLOLLLL she must have been blonde--otherwise she would have asked to PAY

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    An old man on the beach walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts" he

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    First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl

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    Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled

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    Miss Annabell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on

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    A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too

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    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The

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    A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was

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    There was a German, an Italian and a Missouri Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice

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    What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser

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    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059 Ozone created by electric cars now killing mil

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    Ok, for tossing and turning and Cauldrons that have been stirred-- this is for a giggle and

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    Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath,

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    A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

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    LIBERALS The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the

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    First Burial Service A newly appointed young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director

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    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight

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    The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for

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    A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this penis anymore! It's

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    Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most

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    The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session. The mother superior walked out

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    There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on

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    i got a chuckle from this 1.. > New candidates for heaven first report to clerk who inputs >

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    old old 1.. There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was

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    A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use

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    A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into

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    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his

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    Doctor's Stories A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"

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    A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came

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    My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got

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