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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    getmore..good 1

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    An old man is sitting at a bus stop, when a teenage boy with a multi-colored mohawk sits down. The

  3. getmoreshares

    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it

  4. acc724

    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! How important does a person have to be before they are considered

  5. getmoreshares

    One day, a man went up to God and asked, "God, how many years is 1000 earth years for you?" And God

  6. acc724

    One guy to another....."when you're making love do you tell your wife you love her?" Other guy

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    A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't

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    "It's not fair. Dave just isn't pulling his weight," I said to my boss. "But we've got to make

  9. getmoreshares

    Unannounced Visit A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced

  10. acc724

    A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled

  11. acc724

    A married couple were on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at

  12. acc724

    An 85-year-old couple had been married for 60 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed

  13. acc724

    getmore..thanks for posting..its lonely here

  14. acc724

    After Bush was re-elected, Japan sent 100,000,000 cases of Viagra to the United States after

  15. getmoreshares

    Crabs on the Plane A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs

  16. acc724

    if ure thinking of visiting.. Mexican words of the day 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to

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    Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball

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    'LONELY 78-yr-old WIDOW WANTS HUSBAND . A lonely 78-year-old widow That DECIDED it was time to

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    The Lone Ranger's Last Request The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's

  21. acc724

    Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?" She says,

  22. acc724

    One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely

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    "HE'S RIGHT!" Four Rabbis engaged in theological arguments, and it was always three against one.

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    A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees

  25. acc724

    A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The

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    The Duck Hunter. Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog,

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    Ole and Sven in Hell Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to

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    Abe is on holiday in Israel with his wife, children and mother-in-law. Sadly, while they are

  29. acc724

    This dog is just like a Politician, give him a little money and he tries to screw everyone he sees!

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    Our language is weird isn't it?? This is the Best, Most Interesting English Lesson I have had to

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    A Miracle? One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy

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    Eye Test Here's a short, but to-the-point eye test for everyone. Truth be told,,,I failed

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    Okay! Here's one for my ex-wife... I'm watching "How The Earth Was Made" on H2HD TV and they just

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    Here's one for all for you Witches in the crowd.... Two old guys, who had been without sex for

  35. acc724

    The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of

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    Business man in 1st class to a sexy, gorgeous air hostess: Business man: What's your name?

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    Doc says : What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres popcorn?

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    An elderly Jewish couple has been married for 65 years. On their anniversary the wife hollers down

  39. getmoreshares

    that was a sick joke- and a good one!!

  40. acc724

    A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can

  41. 11072017

    That just reminded me of a show I watched last night called Extreme Cheapskates. The guy on the

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    A guy brings a nice bouquet of flowers to a girl on their first date. She says "I guess you'll

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    Two young priests and an older priest are playing golf one afternoon. They rapidly play the front

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    Thanks to George Carlin: Recently, in a public bathroom, I used the handicapped stall. As I

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    A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man

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    Selling Strawberries When the economy tanked after 9/11 a successful stock broker lost his job.

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    We live where? A young Muslim asks his father, What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?

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    LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a

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    There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.

  50. acc724

    Believing we need more laughs-- just had to share this one from another group I*'m part of. A