A married couple were on holiday in Pakistan. They
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So the couple walked in and the shopkeeper says to them, “I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They have special power. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel.” The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the shopkeeper claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, thinking about what a great sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, “How could sandals improve my abilities?” The Pakistani man replied, “Just try them on… the sandals will prove it to you.” Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years – raw sexual power!
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down the man’s pants and his own, and grabbed firm hold of the man’s thighs.
The Pakistani then began screaming, “NO! NO! STOP! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!”