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  1. acc724

    The Lone Ranger's Last Request The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War

  2. acc724

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's

  3. acc724

    Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?" She says,

  4. acc724

    One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely

  5. acc724

    "HE'S RIGHT!" Four Rabbis engaged in theological arguments, and it was always three against one.

  6. acc724

    A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees

  7. acc724

    A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The

  8. acc724

    The Duck Hunter. Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog,

  9. acc724

    Ole and Sven in Hell Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to

  10. acc724

    Abe is on holiday in Israel with his wife, children and mother-in-law. Sadly, while they are

  11. acc724

    This dog is just like a Politician, give him a little money and he tries to screw everyone he sees!

  12. acc724

    Our language is weird isn't it?? This is the Best, Most Interesting English Lesson I have had to

  13. acc724

    A Miracle? One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy

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    Eye Test Here's a short, but to-the-point eye test for everyone. Truth be told,,,I failed

  15. acc724

    Okay! Here's one for my ex-wife... I'm watching "How The Earth Was Made" on H2HD TV and they just

  16. acc724

    Here's one for all for you Witches in the crowd.... Two old guys, who had been without sex for

  17. acc724

    The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of

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    Business man in 1st class to a sexy, gorgeous air hostess: Business man: What's your name?

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    Doc says : What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres popcorn?

  20. acc724

    An elderly Jewish couple has been married for 65 years. On their anniversary the wife hollers down

  21. getmoreshares

    that was a sick joke- and a good one!!

  22. acc724

    A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can

  23. 11072017

    That just reminded me of a show I watched last night called Extreme Cheapskates. The guy on the

  24. acc724

    A guy brings a nice bouquet of flowers to a girl on their first date. She says "I guess you'll

  25. acc724

    Two young priests and an older priest are playing golf one afternoon. They rapidly play the front

  26. acc724

    Thanks to George Carlin: Recently, in a public bathroom, I used the handicapped stall. As I

  27. acc724

    A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man

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    Selling Strawberries When the economy tanked after 9/11 a successful stock broker lost his job.

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    We live where? A young Muslim asks his father, What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?

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    LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a

  31. SaltyMutt

    There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.

  32. acc724

    Believing we need more laughs-- just had to share this one from another group I*'m part of. A

  33. acc724

    hahaha Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were

  34. acc724

    The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more

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    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness

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    At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country

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    When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.. I remember

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    Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of

  39. acc724

    A LITTLE COMMON SENSE FROM AN OLD COWBOY ... Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and

  40. acc724

    this is GOOD...

  41. getmoreshares

    An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven

  42. acc724

    Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia? A: The Newfies were lobbing

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    This made me laugh and had to share. One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.

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    Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2

  45. acc724

    http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless

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    Father and son in supermarket. "Dad, what are these?" "That's a 3pack of condoms son for

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    A Night Out! An Irishmans been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the

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    72 virgins Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in

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    http://capitalismisfreedom.com/10-insane-facts-didnt-realize-true/

  50. acc724

    An elder man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Father, I don't know how this happened but I