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  1. acc724

    Two young priests and an older priest are playing golf one afternoon. They rapidly play the front

  2. acc724

    Thanks to George Carlin: Recently, in a public bathroom, I used the handicapped stall. As I

  3. acc724

    A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man

  4. acc724

    Selling Strawberries When the economy tanked after 9/11 a successful stock broker lost his job.

  5. acc724

    We live where? A young Muslim asks his father, What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?

  6. acc724

    LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a

  7. SaltyMutt

    There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.

  8. acc724

    Believing we need more laughs-- just had to share this one from another group I*'m part of. A

  9. acc724

    hahaha Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were

  10. acc724

    The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more

  11. acc724

    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness

  12. acc724

    At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country

  13. acc724

    When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.. I remember

  14. acc724

    Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of

  15. acc724

    A LITTLE COMMON SENSE FROM AN OLD COWBOY ... Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and

  16. acc724

    this is GOOD...

  17. getmoreshares

    An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven

  18. acc724

    Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia? A: The Newfies were lobbing

  19. acc724

    This made me laugh and had to share. One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.

  20. acc724

    Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2

  21. acc724

    http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless

  22. acc724

    Father and son in supermarket. "Dad, what are these?" "That's a 3pack of condoms son for

  23. acc724

    A Night Out! An Irishmans been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the

  24. acc724

    72 virgins Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in

  25. acc724

    http://capitalismisfreedom.com/10-insane-facts-didnt-realize-true/

  26. acc724

    An elder man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Father, I don't know how this happened but I

  27. acc724

    A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the

  28. acc724

    http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-so-terrible-theyre-actually-funny-14-is-gold

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    Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still

  30. acc724

    A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. "Honey?" "Yes, darling?"

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    Twisted Beans They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot &

  32. acc724

    In Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for

  33. acc724

    You Know You're Californian If The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You know

  34. acc724

    President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question

  35. acc724

    fire ant solution Go to Home Depot or Walmart and buy a can of black spray paint, any kind, the

  36. acc724

    Man wakes up in his hospital bed after surgery. The doctor comes and tells him he has good news and

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    The Love Life of the Clintons When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a

  38. acc724

    Woman Shot in Her Own Driveway Linda Burnett, a resident of East Texas, was visiting her in-laws

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    New Doctor A young doctor has moved out to a small community to replace an older doctor who is

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    A Japanese couple was having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband:

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    An old woman's prayer: In church I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a

  42. acc724

    Ted Nuggent, old rocker and sportsman from Michigan was being interviewed by a French journalist.

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    Answer to long-lingering argument of when is a fetus considered a human being??? According to

  44. acc724

    A Jewish Mother answers the phone.. Hello...... Hi Ma, it's me. How are you?.....Oy, I haven't

  45. acc724

    Just back from the International Fly Fishing Expo in Orlando. I asked old pal Andy how the new guy

  46. bigmoneytrader

    WARNING!!! There are over 100 paid stock bashers from IHUB investorshub.com that are posting

  47. getmoreshares

    LOL-took me a second!!

  48. acc724

    Today's word is.................. "Fluctuations" I will never hear or see this word again without

  49. acc724

    Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the

  50. acc724

    This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are