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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high schoolreunion, and she kept staring at a drunken

  2. acc724

    hell..i live down here..but dont speak spanish..the weekend is here

  3. 11072017

    Veo, en el s

  4. acc724

    our discovery channel..has different shows than ures and in spanish

  5. 11072017

    That's too funny, I'm watching discovery channels Amish mafia right now. :-)

  6. acc724

    An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

  7. acc724

    A down and out man is walking on the beach thinking about drowning himself in the ocean. He comes

  8. acc724

    There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a

  9. acc724

    mad

  10. acc724

    NOT a joke, but a good one, especially for you old farts. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning

  11. Lmcat

    I was in Scottsdale,

  12. acc724

    cheaper

  13. acc724

    enough

  14. Lmcat

    There are lots of really funny jokes on this board. Just start reading.

  15. 11072017

    Lol, I know all too well what thats like. :-)

  16. acc724

    A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit

  17. acc724

    One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour. "Paddy my friend", he

  18. acc724

    Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his

  19. Lmcat

    Political Humor

  20. Princess_Jess

    I need a good laugh

  21. acc724

    An old Jew is on his deathbed at home. He wakes up from a troubled sleep to a delicious smell:

  22. acc724

    A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table

  23. acc724

    Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient

  24. acc724

    HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again,

  25. acc724

    A young man wanted to get his beautiful blond wife something nice for their first wedding

  26. acc724

    A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC. This is a frightening statistic, Probably one of the most worrisome in

  27. acc724

    During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level.

  28. acc724

    A man walks into a doctor's office and complains to the nurse that he's invisible. She's startled

  29. acc724

    makes sense to me

  30. SaltyMutt

    After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up

  31. acc724

    DEMOCRACY AND RACISM EXPLAINED. A black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what's a Democracy and what is

  32. acc724

    some great pics..

  33. acc724

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'

  34. acc724

    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and

  35. acc724

    im glad u didnt say anything about my wifes driving..she is sensetive..joe..have a good

  36. acc724

    This woman returned to the office after being away from the world of work for thirty years. I'm

  37. 11072017

    From the looks of the pole, I can see how your always losing power for days on end... :)

  38. acc724

    women driver

  39. acc724

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.

  40. acc724

    laugh

  41. acc724

    A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of

  42. acc724

    New Chevy Truck I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado

  43. acc724

    http://biggeekdad.com/2010/10/side-by-side/

  44. acc724

    For you FATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Subject: My New NeighborShe's single . . .She lives right across the

  45. acc724

    Take a moment to read this. You won't be sorry.In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was

  46. acc724

    Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $500,000 Question. The night before the big

  47. acc724

    My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are, but I laugh more.

  48. acc724

    A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in

  49. acc724

    Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter

  50. acc724

    What do you call a liberal with an IQ of 130? A foursome.