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Subject: My New Neighbor
She's single . . .
She lives right across the street.
I can see her condo from my balcony.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long.
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
Subject: My New Neighbor
She's single . . .
She lives right across the street.
I can see her condo from my balcony.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long.
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!