A down and out man is walking on the beach thinkin
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Posted On: 08/15/2013 7:39:03 PM
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A down and out man is walking on the beach thinking about drowning himself in the ocean. He comes up a strange vessel, picks it up and rubs it. Suddenly, a genie pops out and says to him, "I have been trapped for thousands of years and because you have freed me I will grant you three wishes of your heart's desire.
The man is stunned and tells himself that he has to test the genie before he believes him.
He says, "I wish I had all the riches in the world around me."
The genie says, "Your wish is my desire."
In an instant the man is surrounded my money and gold and diamonds.
He throws himself into the precious pile of riches and shouts, "This is mine, all mine!
The genie says, "Yes it is, and you have two more wishes."
The man thinks about how lonely he has been and says to the genie, "I wish I was sitting in the back seat of a chauffeured Rolls Royce on Rodeo Drive with the most beautiful blonde on my left and an even more gorgeous redhead on my right."
The genie says, "Your wish is my command."
Like that, the man finds himself in the back seat of a Rolls cruising on Rodeo Drive with the gorgeous women surrounding him. He is thrilled beyond imagination and muses about what he could possibly want more with his third wish and can't come up with anything. He leans forward and tells the driver that he'd like to hear some music on the radio. Up comes a rock station and he's tapping his feet and smiling at the ladies when a familiar commercial comes on and he begins to sing to it, "Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, that's---"
The man is stunned and tells himself that he has to test the genie before he believes him.
He says, "I wish I had all the riches in the world around me."
The genie says, "Your wish is my desire."
In an instant the man is surrounded my money and gold and diamonds.
He throws himself into the precious pile of riches and shouts, "This is mine, all mine!
The genie says, "Yes it is, and you have two more wishes."
The man thinks about how lonely he has been and says to the genie, "I wish I was sitting in the back seat of a chauffeured Rolls Royce on Rodeo Drive with the most beautiful blonde on my left and an even more gorgeous redhead on my right."
The genie says, "Your wish is my command."
Like that, the man finds himself in the back seat of a Rolls cruising on Rodeo Drive with the gorgeous women surrounding him. He is thrilled beyond imagination and muses about what he could possibly want more with his third wish and can't come up with anything. He leans forward and tells the driver that he'd like to hear some music on the radio. Up comes a rock station and he's tapping his feet and smiling at the ladies when a familiar commercial comes on and he begins to sing to it, "Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, that's---"
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