Welcome to New York! Guess it's OK for Muslims to

This is what you’ll run into on Madison Avenue, from 38 – 42nd streets. Forget about trying to drive, you won’t be able to walk there either without being harassed by Muslims who don’t want infidels stepping on their prayer rugs. Don’t expect protection from the NYPD either. Only Muslim police officers will be on duty. And you’ll be the one arrested, if they aren’t too busy banging their own heads on the ground.