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Posted On: 05/04/2013 9:38:24 AM
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The Dying Priest
In Washington, DC,  an old priest lay dying in the hospital.

For years he had  faithfully served the people of the nation's capital and 
was well known  among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to 
come  near.





"Yes, Father?" said  the nurse.



"I would really like  to see President Obama and Senator Reid before I 
die,"  whispered the priest.



"I'll see what I can  do, Father", replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the  request to The President and Congress and waited for a 
response.

Soon the word  arrived; President Obama and Harry Reid would be delighted 
to visit the  priest.

As they went to the  hospital, Obama commented to Reid, "I don't know why 
the old priest wants to  see us, but it will certainly help our images." Reid 
agreed that it was  a good thing.

When they arrived at  the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in 
his right hand and Reid's  hand in his left hand.. There was silence and a 
look of serenity on the old  priest's face..

Finally President  Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have 
chosen, why did you  choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest  slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life 
after our Lord and  Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen", said Obama.  "Amen", said Reid.

The old priest  continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would 
like to do the  same."












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