Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't sold
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Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?" "Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you ask?" "There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards." "Oh, that's because most MEN who go to Heaven get there by a close shave."