I'm glad that this is the last time that you'll be

I'm glad that this is the last time that you'll be making an attempt to defend the indefensible. I was beginning to worry that you were going to blow a gasket. And had that happened, we would have had to call on old Doc Shademeister to perform an emergency lobotomy right in front of everyone. I can hear the squeamish screaming now as he sewed you back up and gave you a red pill. LOL