Professor: What's your superpower? Me: Hindsight
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Posted On: 09/06/2022 9:18:36 AM
Professor: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight
Professor: That isn't going to help us.
Me: Yes, I see that now.
Did you hear about the tight end who was
sentenced to a prison term? When paroled, he was a wide receiver
Logic problem
If a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, why not make that link stronger?
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall
I was about to confront them, but I managed to calm myself down.
That wouldn’t be a good example to set in front of my wife and kids.
When you think about it, a vagina is...
...a lot like a university.
They're both a lot easier to get into, if you're rich or an athlete.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle
looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Me: Hindsight
Professor: That isn't going to help us.
Me: Yes, I see that now.
Did you hear about the tight end who was
sentenced to a prison term? When paroled, he was a wide receiver
Logic problem
If a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, why not make that link stronger?
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall
I was about to confront them, but I managed to calm myself down.
That wouldn’t be a good example to set in front of my wife and kids.
When you think about it, a vagina is...
...a lot like a university.
They're both a lot easier to get into, if you're rich or an athlete.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle
looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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